If there is one thing that is not true about me, it’s that I just learned that Glengarry Glen Ross is not a roll call of four children.
I absolutely was not thinking of a Von Trapp style introduction. I for sure did not believe in my heart of hearts that two of the four children, in this film I have mentally created, were named Glen.
That is not how my brain works.
If there’s one thing that is true about me, it’s that I once pitched an episode of an animated children’s TV show inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross called “Candy is for Closers.”
Had I only succeeded, someone would be carving a statue of me right now, probably.
Today I called my mom to wish her a happy birthday and she asked me if I ever go outside.
Still killin’ it at life you guys.