Not fucking funny, universe. 

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

This cat stole one of Connor Ratliff’s hands. 

youthxcrew69:

THIS IS A CAT IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLAYING WITH A TINY PUMPKIN THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

This cat stole one of Connor Ratliff’s hands. 

(Source: spybook)

ae-ross:

Sunday night cocktails: White Cranberry + Gin with Basil. 

gtpomella said: Heyyyyy I have those same things! If I weren’t going to bed I’d join you!

Nice! We should do Chat Rat Simultaneous Cocktail Night or something! 

Sunday night cocktails: White Cranberry + Gin with Basil. 

Murray brought me dinner and I said “Wowzers” and then we both said “Schnauzers” at the same time and to be honest that was both the high and low point of my day. 

phylavel:

how to get the girl, the scott summers way:

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cut her a piece of cake with your fucking eyes, just glare at a cake until she loves you