I write so many more comments than I actually send. 

It is 11:30pm on a Saturday, why am I so sleepy?

(The title of my A&E Biography)

pumpkinsforhands:

If you’re not cosplaying Jake’s selfies, what are you even doing with your life?

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My god, you’re right. My whole life has been a sham until this moment!

thechrisgethardshow:

Well. This is an episode that we did. 

Not sure if I’m in the minority or not here but I sincerely loved this episode. 

Has anyone tried to make a Coconut Berry Lemon Tree yet?

It’s technically Friday and I could use some island flavours. 

I am not one for coming up with cocktail recipes, (except the infamous “Alison”) so I am open to suggestions!

Let’s all go throw our shoes in the dumpster where our self-esteem lives and drink some of these on the sand.