gtpomella:

This kitty suffers from Presidential Candidate Connor Ratliff Disease, pumpkins for limbs. In this case it seems the cats rear legs have formed into one giant pumpkin

PCCRD is no joke, people. 

gtpomella:

This kitty suffers from Presidential Candidate Connor Ratliff Disease, pumpkins for limbs. In this case it seems the cats rear legs have formed into one giant pumpkin

PCCRD is no joke, people. 

(Source: exoticshorthairs)

dkthingsetc:

If there is one thing that is not true about me, it’s that I just learned that Glengarry Glen Ross is not a roll call of four children.

I absolutely was not thinking of a Von Trapp style introduction. I for sure did not believe in my heart of hearts that two of the four children, in this film I have mentally created, were named Glen.

That is not how my brain works.

If there’s one thing that is true about me, it’s that I once pitched an episode of an animated children’s TV show inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross called “Candy is for Closers.”

Had I only succeeded, someone would be carving a statue of me right now, probably.  

cloacacarnage:

So this is definitely the weirdest thing we have in the library

Are there hip bones? I can sex it for you. Jaw would also work. 

gtpomella:

I’ve had this stuck on repeat literally for just about an entire 24 hour stretch now and I can’t stop smiling. Mal Blum, malblum, is the absolute cutest person and I can’t help but feel like Gethard when he wanted so bad to be her friend because Mal’s so damn talented and sweet. 

If you all don’t have this album already, get on it. It’s the best.

chelsea-george asked
About Me: I am Millie and I am the funniest and the best. That's it. That's the show.

chelsea-george:

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For real tho Millie is good. Millie is so good.

Millie love-fest starting now! Attendance is mandatory, y’all. 

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gtpomella:

ae-ross I’m singing along to this and imagining us rocking out at a Rosenstock show where Jeff pulls you on stage and kill the rest of the song.

Haha! Yes let’s make that happen. 

(Source: jeffrosenstock)

Today I called my mom to wish her a happy birthday and she asked me if I ever go outside. 

Still killin’ it at life you guys.